this online application wanted to know about how i did in school
i was a straight f student and quit 3/4 of the way into the year but i think this achievement tops anything else i did at school
omg
u-ok:
you know what
no
check the directory I think we’re on the wrong level
man if your keys fell in that water, you’d have to let em go
cause man
they’re gone
I had a nightmare like this.
Except there was no water. The sharks just didn’t didn’t give a shit. Nobody noticed them until they were getting their legs torn off.
(Source: brink182, via thiscrazyworldwelivein)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via stil3s-stilinski)
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
i can never not reblog this gomrgrnfdogBEVNDsgvdlb
(Source: shamanjuice, via legit-humor)
