aesthetic: zayn failing to find his pocket
More dogs with their babies.
i’m very angry and very impressed
Bill Gates jumping over a chair
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails